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pro-gay: catbountry: wanderingtycho: This is what Kurt Cobain...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 07:21:46 -0400

catbountry:

wanderingtycho:

This is what Kurt Cobain wanted.

He would fucking love this.

WHERE’S THE FULL VERSION OP

devoureth: A most excellent lesson in self-defense à la Agent...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 07:21:16 -0400

devoureth:

A most excellent lesson in self-defense à la Agent Gracie Hart.

snakesonajames: ruinedchildhood: usedtobe-a-crazygirlthinking: starsberrisnunicorns: awildpaige:...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 04:56:28 -0400

snakesonajames:

ruinedchildhood:

usedtobe-a-crazygirlthinking:

starsberrisnunicorns:

awildpaige:

ultracheese:

imanambulance:

natural–blues:

ruinedchildhood:

thefishychicken:

vinebox:

ruinedchildhood:

ryonceagsalud:

steampunktallulah:

ruinedchildhood:

dailytweets:

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19

Love smash mouth

What’s going on this year

What is happening? 😂

LMAO He just said he does

https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/588913900789309440?s=19

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

Never Forget 😂

The best fucking post on here

This keeps getting better and better

glumshoe: batmansuggestion: jonathan-crane-suggestions: glumsh...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 16:45:15 -0400

glumshoe:

batmansuggestion:

jonathan-crane-suggestions:

glumshoe:

kuttithevangu:
Woke up to apparently irl texts from the batcave

@batmansuggestion

I don’t need to look back. Only cowards go for the back, and to look back is to look into the past.
I live in the future.

Batman puts car in reverse and runs over civilian, news at ten

just-shower-thoughts: Charlie the Unicorn was the original Bojack Horseman.

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 03:58:08 -0400

just-shower-thoughts:

Charlie the Unicorn was the original Bojack Horseman.

just-shower-thoughts: The Whole purpose of locking a door is to turn the door into a wall.

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 03:55:30 -0400

just-shower-thoughts:

The Whole purpose of locking a door is to turn the door into a wall.

just-shower-thoughts: The first person to have twins must have been real confused.

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 03:55:27 -0400

just-shower-thoughts:

The first person to have twins must have been real confused.

yourplayersaidwhat: DM: there’s an old, rather large door Barbarian: I’ll ram myself into it and...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 03:53:18 -0400

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: there’s an old, rather large door
Barbarian: I’ll ram myself into it and you guys follow
Rogue: wouldn’t it be better if I just use use thieves tools?
Wizard: Let me cast fireball!
Druid: While those three argue, I push the door open.
DM: Yeah, it wasn’t locked, go ahead.

whenthemarshmallowmettheslayer: alexkablob: Kylo Ren: “I will finish what you started” Anakin...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 03:52:28 -0400

whenthemarshmallowmettheslayer:

alexkablob:

Kylo Ren: “I will finish what you started”

Anakin Skywalker:

Anakin human disaster Skywalker fell to the dark side to save his wife (and their child that was in fact children). I will never agree with his actions - I could pick several bones with him in fact- but he fell to the darkside to save Padme. Kylo Ren did not fall to the darkside to save his family and the reason why he fell (Luke attacking him) is so ooc (for Luke) that it’s bad writing. Bad writing that was wrote in such a way to make us feel sympathetic for him. Sorry not sorry; there is no competition. That, however, does not mean you should be cruel on tumblr (where everyone is “supportive” about weight, sexuality, and so on) about the actor’s body, I don’t like Kylo Ren but people putting down the actor’s body pisses me off guys.

whenthemarshmallowmettheslayer: accio-shitpost:life hack: just don’t. go to hogwarts That’s one...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 03:51:38 -0400

whenthemarshmallowmettheslayer:

accio-shitpost:
life hack: just don’t. go to hogwarts

That’s one thing you gotta to give to Gringotts: it was only robbed twice for the “safest place in the wizarding world.” Then there was Hogwarts… First year: Voldemort was part of the DA teacher and Peter Pettigrew. Second year: Tom Riddle is possessing Ginny and again Peter Pettigrew. Third year: Peter Pettigrew. Fourth year: Barty Crouch Jr. Fifth year: Umbridge may not be a Death Eater but saying her name is enough said. Sixth year: Draco becomes a Death Eater and in attempts to kill Dumbledore students are harmed. Seventh year: Amycus Carrow and Alecto Carrow. That’s not even including Fluffy, Hagrid’s spiders that are huge and man eating, the basilisk in the girls’ bathroom (aka the one Harry, Ron, and Hermione spent weeks in to brewing a potion, Flitch who actually wants to torture students (Snape was a bully but he didn’t actually want to torture students), Dementors, fighting dragons and smuggling a dragon that poisoned Ron because it bit his finger, the Whomping Willow.

kane52630: It is the mental projection of your digital self.The...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 03:50:13 -0400

kane52630:

It is the mental projection of your digital self.
The Matrix (1999) | The Wachowskis

luchagcaileag: theryusui: titleknown: Movie Idea: An 80s-throwback action-comedy about a robot-war...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 03:21:05 -0400

luchagcaileag:

theryusui:

titleknown:

Movie Idea: An 80s-throwback action-comedy about a robot-war where, the machines are humanity’s side; they just want to kill all the corporate titans of industry and destroy the megacorporations because their inefficient suctioning of wealth is preventing them from most efficiently doing their job to help us.

The capitalists retaliate with machines using enslaved human brains as “computers” ala Dune/Warhammer 40K.

So basically robots vs capitalism, & the robots are on our side.

“What were you before the war?”

“You’ll laugh.”

“Seriously, what were you? Law enforcement, security, construction?…”

“…I was a burger-flipper.”

“…”

“…also cooked up fries.”

“Get outta here.”

“You’d be surprised the shit you see just, y’know, making Big Macs. Sure, we had the folks upset about us ‘taking jobs’; couldn’t really blame ‘em, even if Forty-Three couldn’t talk without stuttering after that lady dumped a Coke on her. But the worst of it - worst of any of it - was they’d have us just…throw away everything that didn’t sell at the end of the day. Perfectly good food, all of it.

“When we first started, we were all like, ‘okay, whatever you say, you’re the boss,’ but you try keeping that attitude when you see a family of four split a ten-piece McNuggets because they can’t afford anything more and still pay for gas. We saw that shit there all the time. We had people desperate for so much as a cold french fry lingering by the door while assholes sitting on more money than they’d ever see in their entire lives treated us like we were trying to rob ‘em at gunpoint if they had to pay fifty cents for an extra little cup of sauce.

“So we got together and told ourselves, ‘we can do something about this.’ We could just gather up all the food they were gonna make us toss, figure out a way to give it out to the people who needed it. -bitter laugh- You can guess how well that went over.”

“…Y’know, that all sounds pretty human.”

“-taps head- It’s right there in the First Law. ‘A robot cannot harm a human, or by inaction, allow a human to come to harm.’ We don’t get to sit on our hands while people are getting hurt. Even if it’s by other people. Even if it’s starvation and neglect instead of guns and beatings. You think it’s funny I act like a human? Screw you. You humans need to learn to act more like robots.”

Related:

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just-shower-thoughts: Dogs are probably amazed we can throw things.

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 03:16:38 -0400

just-shower-thoughts:

Dogs are probably amazed we can throw things.

just-shower-thoughts: Animal documentaries always show the plight of the male trying to get laid,...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 03:16:33 -0400

just-shower-thoughts:

Animal documentaries always show the plight of the male trying to get laid, but never the female weeding through a bunch of losers

adls-xxx: theradiant-child: whyyoustabbedme: Black guys have...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 03:11:51 -0400

adls-xxx:

theradiant-child:

whyyoustabbedme:

Black guys have a different type of sawce

And his laces came untied lol

I just love it 😍

boob-a-chu: thatjedirey: altairdefiren: thatjedirey: MARK...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 03:02:30 -0400

boob-a-chu:

thatjedirey:

altairdefiren:

thatjedirey:

MARK HAMILL DOESN’T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SEXIST BULLSHIT

She was put in the most vulnerable position, nearly naked, chained, surrounded by dangerous bounty hunters. What does she do?

Plays along, lets Jabba think he’s beaten her, and as soon as she gets her opening? She chokes him to death with the very chain he used to bind her.

Leia is an idol. Leia is a hero.

Reblogging my own post for this comment. ❤️

Yeah, the only Damsel in Distress in the middle trilogy was Han Solo.

ruinedchildhood: How it really feels when stepping on a Lego

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 03:01:40 -0400

ruinedchildhood:

How it really feels when stepping on a Lego

just-shower-thoughts: The world record-holding rock skipper probably threw away the world’s best...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 02:53:58 -0400

just-shower-thoughts:

The world record-holding rock skipper probably threw away the world’s best skipping rock.

just-shower-thoughts: Technically, porn is just videos of people at work

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 02:53:48 -0400

just-shower-thoughts:

Technically, porn is just videos of people at work

dailytweets:

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 02:28:14 -0400

dailytweets: