life hack: just don’t. go to hogwarts
That’s one thing you gotta to give to Gringotts: it was only robbed twice for the “safest place in the wizarding world.” Then there was Hogwarts… First year: Voldemort was part of the DA teacher and Peter Pettigrew. Second year: Tom Riddle is possessing Ginny and again Peter Pettigrew. Third year: Peter Pettigrew. Fourth year: Barty Crouch Jr. Fifth year: Umbridge may not be a Death Eater but saying her name is enough said. Sixth year: Draco becomes a Death Eater and in attempts to kill Dumbledore students are harmed. Seventh year: Amycus Carrow and Alecto Carrow. That’s not even including Fluffy, Hagrid’s spiders that are huge and man eating, the basilisk in the girls’ bathroom (aka the one Harry, Ron, and Hermione spent weeks in to brewing a potion, Flitch who actually wants to torture students (Snape was a bully but he didn’t actually want to torture students), Dementors, fighting dragons and smuggling a dragon that poisoned Ron because it bit his finger, the Whomping Willow.
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