This is what Kurt Cobain wanted.
He would fucking love this.
WHERE’S THE FULL VERSION OP
A most excellent lesson in self-defense à la Agent Gracie Hart.
What’s happening on Twitter? 😂
Love smash mouth
What’s going on this year
What is happening? 😂
LMAO He just said he does
LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂
Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool
Never Forget 😂
The best fucking post on here
This keeps getting better and better
Woke up to apparently irl texts from the batcave
I don’t need to look back. Only cowards go for the back, and to look back is to look into the past.
I live in the future.
Batman puts car in reverse and runs over civilian, news at ten
DM: there’s an old, rather large door
Barbarian: I’ll ram myself into it and you guys follow
Rogue: wouldn’t it be better if I just use use thieves tools?
Wizard: Let me cast fireball!
Druid: While those three argue, I push the door open.
DM: Yeah, it wasn’t locked, go ahead.
Kylo Ren: “I will finish what you started”
Anakin Skywalker:
Anakin human disaster Skywalker fell to the dark side to save his wife (and their child that was in fact children). I will never agree with his actions - I could pick several bones with him in fact- but he fell to the darkside to save Padme. Kylo Ren did not fall to the darkside to save his family and the reason why he fell (Luke attacking him) is so ooc (for Luke) that it’s bad writing. Bad writing that was wrote in such a way to make us feel sympathetic for him. Sorry not sorry; there is no competition. That, however, does not mean you should be cruel on tumblr (where everyone is “supportive” about weight, sexuality, and so on) about the actor’s body, I don’t like Kylo Ren but people putting down the actor’s body pisses me off guys.
life hack: just don’t. go to hogwarts
That’s one thing you gotta to give to Gringotts: it was only robbed twice for the “safest place in the wizarding world.” Then there was Hogwarts… First year: Voldemort was part of the DA teacher and Peter Pettigrew. Second year: Tom Riddle is possessing Ginny and again Peter Pettigrew. Third year: Peter Pettigrew. Fourth year: Barty Crouch Jr. Fifth year: Umbridge may not be a Death Eater but saying her name is enough said. Sixth year: Draco becomes a Death Eater and in attempts to kill Dumbledore students are harmed. Seventh year: Amycus Carrow and Alecto Carrow. That’s not even including Fluffy, Hagrid’s spiders that are huge and man eating, the basilisk in the girls’ bathroom (aka the one Harry, Ron, and Hermione spent weeks in to brewing a potion, Flitch who actually wants to torture students (Snape was a bully but he didn’t actually want to torture students), Dementors, fighting dragons and smuggling a dragon that poisoned Ron because it bit his finger, the Whomping Willow.
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